What I learned from TV about hurricanes

The hurricane only affected black families.

New Orleans was the ONLY city affected by the hurricane .

When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.

Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.

Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.

Ignore warnings to evacuate then bitch because the government didn't come get you fast enough and give you money for being stupid.

It's OK for black mayors to be racist.