Faux News - Man works for sex

CINCINNATI, OH - "Sometimes a man's got to do what a man's got to do," 28-year-old Edward Hughes said of agreeing to clean the bathroom if his wife would give him sex. Hughes claims his wife hadn't given him any action for at least two weeks prior to the event. "Finally I just said to her, ?Come on, baby. What can I do to get you turned on?' She immediately replied, ?Clean the bathroom.'" Hughes claims that it was a fair trade because he despises cleaning the bathroom and his wife is not very fond of intercourse. Hughes did have one complaint though. "I felt a little used afterwards. I just don't think I should be selling my body like that." Despite such dissatisfaction, Hughes says he and his wife have arranged a follow-up deal in which she will give him oral sex in exchange for him building an extension on the house. He plans to start next week.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer Lee Camp