All his fault . . .

DD NOTE: I wish I could take credit for this but can't. I wish I could give the real author credit beyond the pen name Lanza used in one of the AOL "post your thoughts" boards. This is positively brilliant . . .

Nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons and other weapons of mass destruction held by terrorist states, global warming... these all fall right to the feet of GW Bush.

And, while we're at it, let's also add Hurricane Katrina- not merely the afteramath but the hurricane itself and the diabolical way in which Bush steered it to strike adjacent to racially distinct areas of New Orleans, crime in the streets, racial discord, Britney's divorce from K-Fed, dandruff, chronic halitosis (bad breath), diarrhea, poor credit ratings, Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction, the plight of the Polar Bear, gasoline prices (be they up or down), the Yankees inability to bring home a World Series Championship over the past few years, people aging in accordance to-well- their age, fat people, John Kerry's gaffe in calling the soldiers stupid, the feud between Rosie and The Donald, the deep divide in political philosophies, arthritis, Ted Kennedy's drinking problems, Mark Foley's problems with pedophilia, falling educational achievement in the schools, poor eyesight, the breakdown of the American family, flatulence, nasty things being said of one another- not in accordance with that which is politically correct.

We were the happiest and most beloved country in all of the world until Bush took office... sort of a 24/7 Disney Country under BIll Clinton and now look at us.

Hated by terrorists and those who would subjugate our way of life worldwide, disapproved of by Koffi and the boys of the UN, and all of the above... Bush is no fool.

He, Rove and Cheney are evil geniuses to have brought us to our current state.

And, as God is my witness, some leftist idiot will accept this as an endorsement.