Another PC scam . . . damn if I'll pay to fart!

Enlightened individuals, those who stay awake at nights wondering what they can do to prevent the polar caps from melting, at least have a growing menu of choices.

Sydney-based Easy Being Green says it will mitigate your cat's flatulent contribution to global warming for A$8 ($6). The same company could also make your granny ``carbon-neutral'' at A$10 a year, according to a report in the Australian newspaper last weekend.

Then there's Carbon Planet Pty, another company cited in the article. If you are hopping on a short-haul flight between Sydney and Canberra, and feeling bad about the damage you are doing to the ecosystem, you can buy credits worth A$23, for which the Adelaide-based company will guarantee to keep 1 ton of carbon dioxide out of the air for 100 years.

DD note - WTF?!? Rrrrrrrrippppp! Migitate that you mother fuckers!!! Passive aggressive personality aside, I'll be adding chili to my diet with fatulent frequence in protest of yet another money scheming-policital correctness-gobal warming crazy society we're turning into!!! In my backyard . . . you're all welcome to fart as often as you like, your cats too!!! "Alcohol-neutral" therapy is unavailable, I serve only the finest ales!!!